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June 11 2015

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petition for anna faris and chris pratt to adopt me as their 20 year old child

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jethroq:

heavenboundghost:

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

lamenting my anguish online

The "strange music taste" squad

cakecatzodiac:

Aquarius, Libra, Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Taurus

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angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

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thebabbagepatch:

punkrokku:

coolprofessor:

“Ok dost thou finger thyself?(;”

hamlet was the original fuck boy

what if’t be true i was there with thee?

ha, ha, and thence what?

Questions?

literaltortoise:

salt-sass-and-lyrium:

kanayastrider:

reinerashitaka:

HOW BIG WERE CLIFFORDS FUCKING PARENTS TO HAVE A PUPPY 50ft HIGH
FORGET KING KONG GET ROVER TO STOP HUMPING THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

he started off as one of the smallest puppies ever born and the “love” from Emily made him grow like 5 stories the question isn’t how big cliffords parents were but rather how have Emily’s parents not taken her to the Xavier institute For Gifted Youngsters because clearly she’s a mutant 

If Emily’s love made Clifford grow…. Why are her parents normal size? Does she not love them?

Asking the real questions

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snorlaxatives:

that one part in spongebob where the cricket is like “chirp chirp” and spongebob is like “sorry i don’t speak italian” is my favorite thing in the entire world i laugh so hard whenever i think about it

324queer21:

Trying to sleep under three blankets in the summer like “My sensory issues say yes but the temperature says no.”

earthdad:

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

image

starfoozle:

“…fight me,” I mumble from where I’m lying motionless under three different blankets with no intention of moving any time soon

June 10 2015

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heylaurak:

mainsstream-teenss:

The best ever episode of catfish

I’ve seen this photo set a million times and I had no idea it was catfish. I thought this was from a scripted comedy show of some sort.

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mysterymeat237:

whenever someone say channing tatum is attractive i feel like i am the victim of a very elaborate truman show style prank and nothing is real and my whole family and everyone i know is actors

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hypnotic-seduction:

ambris-art:

insight-jd:

HOW THE FUCK 

That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.

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